What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 16:59

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Moonraker
Dr No
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
How many Russians really understand the state they live in?
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd